PlanetCraft and Planet of Cubes Forum

Kievan Rus was out playing their noob games like drooling on each other and giving slaves rotten flesh when...

BAM a butterfly flew out of a cave

Tsar Alexander said "Pwetty." and went to snif its butt

The butterfly farted on him.

Growling Tsar Alexander commanded his strongest soldier batuhan to kill it(he was so strong that he had a leather helmet diamond boots and a stone sword) 

But batuhan just said "Pwetty." And went to lick it 

The butterfly enraged farted massively filling the world with the biggest stench ever it smelled like rainbows and unicorns then the butterfly flew off. It turned all the Kievan Rus into butterfly's then Noobs came over and Kievan Rus spent the rest of their lives having their butts sniffed and being licked. Then suddenly they turned to humans they gathered their weapons to hunt down the butterfly.

"Let's look in jelly swamp and the honey marshes" said Mirca stupid as always he thought a butterfly was made of peanut butter

"Idiot." shouted kian konnobben being stupid also he said "It was a special nuke developed by GHNOOB."

"IDIOTS ITS RIGHT THERE." shouted Baranoob thinking trees were butterfly's

"IDIOTS ITS AT ITS CASTLE." Yelled tsar alexandnoob

And off they went to the butterfly castle but they saw that the butterfly had allies and had diamond armor

"No fair." they cried "We needed to trap you while your alone with no escape."

Sighing the butterfly flew off. 

"No fair your supposed to be stuck in a hole with no room to move while we dump lava on you." They cried 

"Wooky. I make words." Said Baranoob making words in the butterfly's dust and made the words YOLO, BLØØD, RFE, THE LEADERS, and ------TØXÏÇ------- 

"KILL." shouted Alexandnoob

(And that's how the war started)