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Let's say you're not in O88O and don't have coins for ip. Here are a few simple steps on how to get ips:
 
0. Prepare brewing stand with blaze powder
1. Get a Newbie ip
2. Since Premium inventory protection provides the "Inventory protection II" effect while newbie provides "Inventory protection", it is safe to assume that premium ip is a better version of newbie ip. Get glowstone dust
3. Apply glowstone dust
4. Wait
5. Drink it
6. Die again
7. Remember this post and be glad it exists
 
 
FAQ
 
Q: Why not drink newbie?
A: It looks like urine, and experts call that disgusting
 
Q: what's the difference between newbie and premium ip?
A: premium is more pro. Noobs always die, that's why nubs like newbie
 
Q: I can't recreate this, why?
A: Probably used to drinking newbie, silly nub
 
Feedback(s):
" This was very useful" - Obama
"The easiest part was getting the newbie ips ngl" - el pro
"Beautiful" - Will Smith
"I'll come back to poc just for this" - Kian (leader ghe)
"Same" - jdog del clan bod
"Sensational" - The Rock

Pingu
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Images are kinda bugged, sorry for inconveniences. Here's the first pic

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Lol
Pingu
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Images are kinda bugged, sorry for the inconveniences. Here's the second pic

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justapurpledye
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Thanks sensei

Johnsir
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Man I just remembered how someone from ghe was annoying the heck out of me (and getting wrecked) years ago on the amazon underground server...