- 1. Death by noobs
- 2. Being Hit By A Canonball That Was Fired As A Salute To You
- 3. Drowning In A Flood Of Beer (Or Being Injured In A Beer Flood) (Or Getting Alcohol Poisoning In A Beer Flood)
- 4. Sticking A Piece Of Whale Bone Through Your Urinary Tract To Clear A Blockage
- 5. Swinging A Baseball Bat So Hard That It Ruptures Your Bladder
- 6. Accidentally Shooting Yourself In Court While Demonstrating To A Jury How Your Client’s Alleged Victim Might Have Accidentally Shot Himself
- 7. Being Poisoned, Shot In The Head, Shot Three More Times, Bludgeoned, Castrated, And Then Thrown Into A River Only For The Cause Of Death To Be Drowning
- 8. Being Crushed Or Drowned By molasses
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9. Being Hit By A Pitch
Ray Gun bonus death
- 10. Being Bit By A Monkey
- 11. Having Your Costume Set Ablaze By An Errant Disposed Match
- 12. Having Your Racecar’s Drive Chain Snap And Decapitate You
- 13. Having Your Long Scarf Get Caught In The Wheel Of The Car You Are Riding In, Thus Breaking Your Neck
- 14. Committing Suicide In Prison Using A Bomb Made Out Of Playing Cards That Had A Flammable Chemical In Their Red Ink
- 15. Falling Down A Chimney Into The Furnace After Mistaking The Chimney For A Balcony
- 16. Having A Stroke After Reading A Negative Premature Obituary Of Yourself
- 17. Accidentally Torpedoing Your Own Ship
- 18. Being Crushed By Giant Stacks Of Newspapers, Books, And Other Large Items That You Have Been Hoarding
- 19. Crashing Your Racecar When A Bird Flies Into Your Face
- 20. Having A Surfboard On Your Convertible Hit Another Car, Spin Around, And Break Your Neck
- 21. Being Electrocuted Onstage By A Live Microphone
- 22. Drinking Yourself To Death With Carrot Juice
- 23. Being Crushed To Death Between A Moving Wall And A Stationary Wall In A Disneyland Ride
- 24. Laughing Yourself To Death Watching The Goodies
- 25. Being Poisoned By A Modified Umbrella
- 26. Being Struck By A Flying Model Lawnmower At A New York Jets Halftime Show
- 27. Achieving A High Score In The Video Game Berserk
- 28. Choking On An Eye Drop Bottle Cap
- 29. Getting Hit In The Balls By A Tennis Ball
- 30. Being Crushed By Several 25-Pound Boxes Of Quarters When Braking Suddenly, While Driving A Brinks Truck
- 31. Throwing Yourself Through A Window Trying To Illustrate That The Glass Is Unbreakable (The Glass Didn’t Break, But Popped Out Of The Window Frame)
- 32. Handcuffing Yourself To A Tree In A Remote Forest And Throwing The Key Out Of Reach
- 33. Playing Starcraft For Too Long
- 34. Winning A Bet That You Could Have Continuous Sex With Two Women For 12 Hours Straight
- 35. Being Crushed In Your Car By A Rolling Bale Of Hay
- 36. Riding Your Segway Off Of A Cliff
Deaths caused by connecting bug
Mon, 2017-10-16 18:27
CallMeLuis
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